SO EVERYBODY kinda knows that I’m not exactly the biggest Justin Bieber fan, right?
Which is why I have no idea why there still are people who bug me to watch his movie Never Say Never. Like really.
According to millions of people, it is a great must-watch movie that chronicles Justin’s journey as a teen sensation and will make you fall head over heels in love with him – if you haven’t already, that is. And that everyone (including non-Bieber fans) must watch it at least once before they die.
Erm, okay … but can’t we all just wait for the channel E!’s True Hollywood Story version of it? It pretty much would have the same content and everybody has the option to change the channel when it gets too much to take.
Just to be clear, I don’t hate Justin. I just don’t like him enough to watch his movie or attend his concert or listen to his songs on the radio.
That said, the concept of the movie is awesome though and it really is an idea that other celebrities should copy, erm … be inspired by.
There are many celebrities whose fans would just die to see their hands reach out to them in 3D. Imagine the amount of money they could make, too. Ka-ching!
Here are just some of the celebrities I think should consider taking the Justin Bieber route.
Title: From Hot To Hotter
Starring: Brad Pitt
He is seriously one of the hottest actors in the industry. Okay, so Tom Cruise fans won’t agree but really, he is just crazy hot. Is there anyone in the business who is as drool-worthy as Brad Pitt?
His story is definitely one that people would love to know, especially the part on why he broke up with Jennifer Aniston and why he actually found Gwyneth Paltrow interesting.
Brad must surely have tonnes of story to tell about his wild days and all the troubles he got into before becoming the father of six beautiful children.
Sharm says: Did you know that he once slept with Mike Tyson’s ex-wife Robin Givens? And Mike was banging at the door demanding to be let in while Brad tried to escape through the window? I heard Givens tell the story on Oprah.
Title: Former Wild Child
Starring: Angelina Jolie
Who doesn’t want to know anything about Angelina Jolie? Oh yeah, Jennifer Aniston fans. Be that as it may, Angelina surely is one of the most beautiful and exotic women in the world and we know that she definitely has stories to tell.
The actress is known for her honesty when giving interviews, where she loves to share intimate details about her life. Imagine all the things she would share in a 90-minute movie all about herself? It would definitely be interesting to know her thoughts on life, being impossibly gorgeous, her kids and carrying the burden of saving the world.
Sharm says: Maybe she would even give some tips on how to snag a man as hot as Brad Pitt.
Title: Yeah, I Had A Breakdown. So What?
Starring: Britney Spears
Britney Spears. The original “Princess of Pop” of the new millennium. The one that had a breakdown. And the one that made a successful comeback. Now all that is missing in Britney’s life is a 3D movie about herself.
Who wouldn’t want to watch a movie about the singer, who at the start of her career proclaimed that she’s saving herself for marriage but did naughty things with Justin Timberlake behind closed doors? Justin spilled the beans right after they broke up, BTW. We know that from his lyrics of his hit song Cry Me A River.
Sharm says: Maybe Justin should make the movie instead.
Title: An Angel’s Voice
The world has a new obsession and it goes by the name of Adele. It would be really awesome to watch the English singer/songwriter talk about her inspiration behind her latest hot album, 21.
We all know that most of the songs on that album are directed at her cheating ex-boyfriend but it’ll be nicer to hear her say so herself. And she can get pretty descriptive at times.
Oh, and by the way, Adele has been getting a lot of flak for her weight and this movie could just be her way of telling the haters and other skinny b****es to kiss her curvy behind.
Sharm says: To quote Queen’s Freddie Mercury “Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin’ world go round.”
Title: I’m Not Crazy. I Was Born This Way
Starring: Lady Gaga
Sharm says: Do you really need a reason to watch this crazy, erm … creative woman talk about herself in 3D?
Title: The Chameleon
Starring: Johnny Depp
Where do we even begin with this one? He is one of the most influential actors in the world and yet we know nothing about him!
Well, except that he used to date Winona Ryder, Kate Moss and a whole other slew of hot, hot ladies and is now married to Vanessa Paradis.
Johnny’s acting talent is undeniable and he surely has come a far way from playing an undercover cop in 21 Jump Street to the megastar he is today.
Sharm says: If Johnny ever does this movie, let’s hope that he would discuss the reason why Tim Burton and Helena Bonham Carter (his best friends) have yet to be introduced to combs and decent clothes.