SO, Lindsay Lohan finally managed to find her way to her court hearing in Los Angeles on Monday.

The presiding judge ordered the 23-year-old actress to wear an alcohol monitoring bracelet, submit to random drug tests and attend weekly alcohol education classes.

Lindsay’s lawyer interjected, saying that the actress is due to shoot a film in Texas, and wearing the bracelet would only mess up her scenes.

Well, the judge said she didn’t care, and that Lindsay has to postpone her work since the drug tests must be done within California.

And oh, Linds is not allowed to miss a single alcohol education class, unless her random drug tests interfere with the schedule.

Let’s see how long Lindsay can be a good girl this time.

Sharm says: Oh Lindsay, you know what’s going to happen right? The judge is going to use you as a what-not-to-do example and really lay down the law for you. Hope the trip to Cannes was worth it, girl.

Lost lives

How many of you have already lost your reason to live now that the Lost TV series has ended? Well, if you don’t know what has happened to Jack, Sawyer, Kate and the rest of the gang, stay away from the Internet because it’s buzzing with all kinds of spoilers.

Are you lost?

Are you lost?

Bad Lost viewers! Shame on you. The much loved series came to a perfect end after taunting us viewers with black smoke, polar bears, magnetic power and goodness knows what for six years!

Sharm says: Well, it turns out that it was all a dream the pilot had before getting on the Oceanic 815.

Baby for Alicia?

If pictures posted on Perez Hilton are to be believed, then R&B songstress Alicia Keys is definitely expecting a delivery from the stork soon.

Is there a bun in the oven?

Is there a bun in the oven?

The talented singer looked a little rounder in the mid-section (and no, it’s not the she-just-had-a-big-lunch kind). So, is the crooner expecting a little musical prodigy with her beau Swizz Beats, a talented music producer himself?

Sharm says: Aww … a minor Key(s).

Quick fix

Brittany Murphy’s husband, Simon Monjack, was found dead in his home five months after the actress’ own death. Los Angeles Times reported that the 39-year-old British screenwriter’s cause of death is yet to be determined.

Kanye West paid his ex-girl friend over a million dollars just to keep her mouth shut from revealing intimate details about the singer. Hmm, wonder what’s there to hide about Kanye. We already know he’s an egomaniacal freak …

Miley Cyrus had a close encounter with death. Okay, fine … she found a scorpion in her hotel room. The singer was doing a phone interview from Nashville, Tennessee when she spotted the poisonous arachnid.

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